If I've said it once, I've said it a million times. Having dogs is like having a toddler.
Heard around the house:
Buddy, leave your sister alone.
Buddy, why are you eating the floor?
Buddy, don't throw your toys at me.
Buddy, get your nose out of my a$$.
Buddy, stop eating my pants.
Buddy, put your penis away.
Buddy, stop eating your sisters head.
Buddy, chew your food.
Buddy, don't pee on your sister.
Buddy, why can't you be good like your sister?
Always an adventure!!!